I am blogging under several self imposed constraints that hinder my ability to deliver side splitting laughter.First, I have decided that my parents are off limits as a source of humor. It would be too easy.
Second, I am afraid to tell the funniest stories involving my friends from high school and college because they have too much dirt on me.
Third, I have to assume that anything I blog may be read by my children some day. Therefore, foul language, sex, and stories of my breaking the law are off limits.
Holy _____, I have become Sinbad.
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Thank heavens for small favors, re. that your parents are off limits on this website, for whatever reason. --Mother
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